Tuesday, September 1, 2009

wake me up when september ends.

its the first of September, new month time. I found a hilarious "calendar" for this month only but it also bares a challenge. Can you do it? Can you hold out? Can you go the whole month without jackin it aka fappin it.


As you can see from the 2 pics... chronic fapping is painful. Wrist ....throbbing .. Hurts..soo ..Badddddd.


Just the thought makes me lol... just cuz this pic made me actually laugh out loud. I can do it, fuck a month hahah, but then it's hard. The internet is evil. Porn is errrywhere, and if you cant find porn... just view some sexy pics of say Vanessa Hudgens naked or Harry Potter in a 3way with Ron and Hermione. Prove to me that THAT isn't photoshopped!!..i swear it happened, i read about it somewhere :P (no i have no pic of this said menage . i haven't seen a cool photoshop of it either. I swear! but i couldve possibly ran into a drawn portrait/cartoon.)

Then there are times when you're just shooting the shit on your comp..listening to Daughtry, "liking" peoples status updates on Facebook.. while also browsing another site. You're chilling... when a pop-up comes out. You check to see who just signed in to msn...check... ohh who's msg'ing me.



"For real? you better not be joking! and you better be onfuckingline"

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Fake msn looking pop ups... they are pretty hilarious and they get better :O


"don't worry girl... i'll be gentle. Ask around. wait..Stacy, you do know that everyone can see that u changed your nick to IfyourNiceIWILLSUCKYOUCOCK, What's your nana gonna think?!!?" Poor nana.


"yo..let me have a look see at these blowjay pics!. and you had me at "i want my lips around your dick" <3>
That concludes my 1st post of september. had a long ass day...time to relax. enjoy. I can't forget, here's a link to the worst...i mean best song ever made!! Oh Lawd it's sooo retarded. haha









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