Merry Christmas!!

So its early Christmas morning. I just got back from delivering presents to my cousins and there kids. I have A Christmas Story playing on the tv. I think i actually watch that movie every year, everytime any channel plays it. There's so many good parts in that movie. Scotty Schwarz getting his tongue stuck on the pole. hilarious! i love how he was all squealing. The part where they got the sexy leg lamp was just classic

The presents i bought were a success. I bought a Transformer BumbleBee helmet with Blaster and that thing was pretty frickin cool. Aside from the helmet being way too big for a 5 yo ..the blaster and helmet actually played a lot of different sounds.

My godson's older brother cashed out. I think the helmet may have caused him to suffocate. The adults did not care :P

Now onto some good ol Christmas tracks. My Fave christmas songs and maybe yours..


Probably one of the best christmas songs ever! or that mentions christmas anyway lol. George Michael and his pretty hair and broken heart strings. Classic

Hell yes i like this song. My moms been playing this almost every year since i was born. The dude and his all white get up with the furrrr and perfect fro is way too awesome.


98 degrees :O


They spent all their budget money on Gary Coleman im guessing.


Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays!

Tiger Woods be on some crazy ambien sex

So instead of hanging out with my friends and attending a Christmas gathering, i opted to go to work in another province. Such a smart choice. Im assuming they had a good time, good eats, some drinking. *shakes head* WHY?!?!?! lol. So my version of Christmas party was eating at the China House and taking a picture of a Christmas tree in the Travelodge lobby. the tree was nicely decorated and they even had the fireplace going.


The working wasn't too bad but the ride home sucked harder than Sasha Grey at a 12 man blowbang. There was an accident on the highway and it caused us to wait in the van for about an hour and a half. All i could think about was going home, getting there by 7:30-8:00 and hanging with my friends (and a broseph who's down here from vancouver haha). Apparently a truck jacknifed spilling a mass of jack knives on the road killing many a people and bears in the process. What a shame. There was a line with about 60 cars and trucks behind us and probably about the same ahead. ahhh welll at least I'm at home chilling.

The picture doesnt do it justice + it's sideways

Not wanting to go on another trip. This time i work in The Pas and i STILL haven't done any Christmas shopping for my loved ones haha. Sorry mom and dad you will just have to settle for 2 pats on the back..for now anyways. And I'm gonna miss out on the xxxmas bash at republic with some ladies of porn being in attendance. I happen to be a fan of Phoenix Marie and her portfolio of fine fine work. She loves dps too :O haha Maybe next time.

untitled :)

It's sideways, but you'll live. So i had Lobster Tails or lobster for the first time on the weekend (lobster that wasnt lobster grilled cheese ) I wasn't disappointed. The lobster tails at the casino were tiny as fuck, but i had 3 so i wont complain lol. Good good eats i even had a medium rare sirloin on that plate too. Free = fuck yeSsSss

So Jersey Shore is tearin it up in the hilariously brutal but awesome to watch category. Caught it on the weekend and was quite entertained. The real world of guido's :P Im feelin that show i think for right now anyway. Plus i dont mind seeing JWOWW's huge rack and i guess i dont mind guys getting douchey on tv. I'd rather not see it live and at places i like to hang out at haha.


and sfw porn lolol


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I had to take a break from watching the raptors game. The raptors suck so much cock. Fuckers.

It's finally getting cold and the snow is beginning to claim the ground and stay. I just realized that it is officially glove weather. (must remind myself to pick some up). The lakes about to freeze over and im gonna make it a goal to walk over the frozen lake like back in the good old days of elementary school. Cant start walking to early... one of my friends tried. They got like 10 feet out and the semi hard ice just shattered and a rescue ensued.

Its feeling more like christmas but i still need a tree. I havent bought gifts or even thought of buying any. I have the days off so i suppose i could. Ive only spent money on sending my ass to mexico for my friends wedding. It'll be worth it, i just hope everyone could make it out. EVERYONE who was asked to go :P

I was hoping to post new pics from Thomspon up but the trip was cancelled soo that sucks. Thats all i have for now

Life is Swell

Been busy doing jack squat lol, but thats alright. Im just living and playing video games *shakes head* lol.

ill just leave this here for now.

Andy Samberg feat Reba lol

Call Of Duty makes dummies crazyyyy!!

First of Manny Pacquiao kicked some ass last saturday. I'll admit, i was actually nervous. Cotto came out all serious, looking like Kratos from God of War and he looked ready to beat some ass. When Pacman came out, he was smiling like a little kid who peeped up some skirts under the stairs :P As the fight progressed the Pacman was just way too fast and ended up making cotto look like hamburger. Please oh please let the mayweather/pacquiao fight come soon. I need to see some beats.

Dude couldnt "get into the game" after playing 17 hours straight? lol. he had to whip on something..


The Wall and COD: MW 2 won....

Friday the 13th

So my buddies are all playing Modern Warfare and they re all better than me of course. Ive only been playing Multiplayer and after enduring the "fuck i dont know where the fuck im going ..this map is too fuckin huge" stage of newbieness, Im getting better acquainted with the game itself.
Things i like.
new weapons and perks
title and emblem customization
and i dont know what else since i havent played as much as ive wanted too :P

I like how you get some sweet titles for doing certain things in the game. I found mine.. its called "accident prone" which fits since i love to throw grenades at myself and teammates accidently. The awards are hilarious too. I've gotten the spending the most time watching the killcam one pretty often aka i suck hard ones.

The game is putting a killing on my eyes and i can only hack 30 mins to an hour of play at the moment. Tis sad.


I decided to go out and catch a showing of Zombieland..which was a nice decision. I went last month to see it on a Friday and it was packed to the tits. A month later i finally get to see it and it was pretty damn good. Woody was hilarious. Amber Heard shouldve been a naked zombie at least. Jessie Eisenberg plays the awkward shy guy michael cera'esque role great and Jules lol (jules from superbad) is growing on me. One of my favorite movies in the past couple of years id say.


Manny Pacquiao fight is going on tomorrow and im crossing my fingers for the win. I dont want to have to see my buddy cry because i dont wanna take a pic of him and put it on here lol. I actually want to see some friends cry just so i can take pics.

I think im gonna have to catch the Free UFC event on spike as well. Im also hoping for a Brandon Vera win. I was feeling him sporting an adobo tee on his ufc access episode.

OhHhHhh the "Shots" video

its coming!!

This is gonna be me tomorrow. Same look on my face, but instead of 50 cent Bulletproof ...its gonna be modern warfare 2. (and not christmas)

COD modern warfare 2 to is coming soon.. in 12ish hours it shall be released to the masses. People will be living the zombie life for the next 2 months or so. I know people are excited.. I am, but i don't know why i would be. So after hanging out at moxie's with my friends, a couple of decide to go home and xbox live it up and practice on some call of duty 4.

1. I didn't remember how to throw grenades
2. I was 0 kills - 11 deaths at least 2 times
3. I still know how to run in the open :P

all negatives. but all in all it should be good times. listening to my friends talk shit to strangers while the crazy shit they say makes me cringe = lols . I think I'm gonna start doing the "hey r u a girl?!" on xbox live. 99% of the guys do it to any gamertag remotely feminine. its quite hilarious.

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FIRELIGHT

more of nothing :P

spent the beginning of the week down in thunder bay again. More chill than the first trip but again, on the day of the drive to T Bay we end up working 7 hours driving to the city for 2 hours... then heading to thunder bay. Jesus Christ!! we got there at 4 in the morning. im just glad we got to sleep and chill after the shift. My brother and i picked up some Team Pacquiao hoodies. Later that night we saw him on Jimmy Kimmel. His english has gotten better as i thought it would be a train wreck like his post fight interviews. Jimmy asked him to sing and of course he does and it was hilarious. I almost felt the need to return the sweater back To CHAMPS :P

We got a chance to hit up The OLG casino since we got hooked up with 15 free dollars and a deck of cards.. free is always wonderful. I didn't get a chance to build up and cash. nevertheless it was good times.

and here's a pic of a kid in a Bioshock costume which was pretty sweet. and a stolen shot from a group of boxed head storm troopers courtesy of the comic con last weekend. I tried to take pics of old school wrestlers Virgil, Honky tonk man and luke of the bushwhackers. i felt bad though...didnt wanna pay hahaha

the week that was..

Recap of the week.

Picked up tekken 6. The limited edition with the joystick. Looks pretty sick, but havent got to play it yet. ive been travelling here and there every other day.


Was working in Brandon for an afternoon where me and a few hit up some all u can eat Brandon sushi. I wouldve took pictures of the eats but we actually ate everything once it would come out. All i can say is its better than i you would think. If i were to think of sushi in Brandon, i would think...it must le suck. IT's good.


And what i thought would threaten my Halloween weekend, we had to hit up Balmertown Ontario for some work. It killed my thursday and Friday, but i wanted to be halloween greedy. I've just realized that one can never have enough halloween parties. So we're driving our way into Ontario and the weather starts sucking hard ones. Seemed like it would be some regular snowfall, but noooo. It was some "ohhh shit i cant see anything but fucking snow" snowfall. Which led to an hour plus delay to getting to the hotel. We circled around the town looking for our place to stay. It was easy to find i guess..the windows had signs that said The Bomb..which was the bar of the hotel. Mad sausage party in thurrrr btw. I took some pics of a dracula that looked like it was in some michael Jackson attire. For real.

"Room 112, where the playaz dwell"

"Beat It muthafucka"

The day went smoothly and i got back home by 7 which was enough time to get ready for L'halloween. Got to republic early to avoid any lineups. which we did. there was no line and no people. Staff was still getting prep'd which was kind of funny and we were officially the fist in line. The bar got packed quick and we got hammered quick. I shouldve stayed longer but i had work the next morning and my buddy took off with the quickness. It was only 12!! freakin 12!! thats when the party starts, but its cool we were partying from 9-12 and i guess that was enough to tide me over.


That's all i have for now.

LoL at safe for work porn!!

I drove 8 hours to thunder bay and 8 hours back to winnipeg without a relief driver. That might not be bad, but i usually cant stay awake for more than 2 hours on the highway. I did have to work right when we got into the city so thats pretty shitty in itself. The next day we had to work at 8am. I worked from 8-1 then went to another place and worked from 1:30pm to 4am in the morning. *Cries* So i get back to the hotel at 4:15 and i have to wake up 6 hours later to drive the 8 hours back to winnipeg. I dont even know how i managed to do it. I ended up sleeping for about 11 hours today, but i couldve done 2-3 hours more. Had to wake up to deliver equipment to the office. Fuck you weekend!

oh and every time im in Thunder Bay i miss out on LMFAO in Winnipeg. It happened twice. They were in Thunder Bay last night but i was already head back to Winnipeg. WTF?!

Now onto today. Today is the season opener for basketball and fantasy Ball!! Time to start playing the pro line and making some cash, Im hoping to have the same luck as last year and win my first ticket.

I say take The Mavs and The Blazers to beat the spread and for pro*line take the cleveland/boston tie. lol i hope to fuck these are right.

c'est l'halloween

I've been busy. Still trying to figure out where to party on Halloween. I just hope it doesnt end up like last year... waiting in line for an hour and a half and not getting into the party while a guy dressed as Hulk Hogan asked me for drugs. LOL. That might've been the highlight of the night.

Earlier this week my xbox nearly red ringed itself (it had the green tintof AIDS) but it got fixed and im happy. I finally finished a Game. I might be the worst gamer ever.

onto some ever lighter notes...

The best worst singer of all time. You mightve seen him, but somebody please give him his balls back!! :P

http://www.youtube.com/user/hitmanbreakeroftheye


his embedding is disabled so hit up the links. He pops out like 3-4 covers a day. and i dont even know if you could make it through one whole vid. lol. Here's a sample of what's real tight...


one time
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlYrsNEKGEM

Party in the USA
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fMznLUCffLY

Paparazzi
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PhjJYDDXJi0

Taco Tuesday

Day after Thanksgiving. I could say I had a really really nice weekend. I saw my cousins new little baby over Skype and it was pretty awesome. She didnt do much , but her trying to stay awake in front of a laptop was lol worthy and cute. Did a couple of hours of partying (which was enough partying for that weekend anyway). Lots of turkey eating and even caught some of the Bring It On Marathon that they had on Muchmusic.

Gave myself headaches trying to win an actual game in Nba2K10 which i think is fuckin hard. I cant stop swearing at the actual game. i have now won 2 games, but Fuck you 2k10 you still suck cock! had to get that off of my chest.

I guess I also wanted to make a what im thankful for, but om not too sure and not in the mood to think about it :P . I am thankful for having a great family, wonderful friends and just living life in general. ohhhh and Hayden Panetierre. Lol

Gifs for you.




lol. thats wrong/hilarious


lol.

BaLLLLiiiiNnnnn

Ohhh snap, it's almost that time of year again and i mean Fantasy Basketball starts again ( Halloween's cool too i suppose ). I officially entered in our league again and can't wait to actually win this year. I'm usually whip some ass on Yahoo ball, but have mainly focused on trying to get paid for it. I get so caught up, i think i need to find more pay leagues.

Team Cobra Kai is back mufukkaz lol. Just got a draft a better, smarter team this year.


This is our team last year lol.



Just got to make better choices and listen to my inner sensei and kick someone in the knee.


On another note much sexier i must say.. i dont usually check out legs nor am i a leg man but Ashley Tisdale has got some nice legs. Look. GO!

Better late than never

I should've made this post a few days ago, but weird sleeping patterns and work just weren't helping me out at all. It was my birthday last friday and just like Zac Effron i turned 17 again :P ok ok..25 and a few lol.

Didn't really have a plan going into it but all i knew was that i was gonna hit up the Bombers game. I haven't been to one in ages and i actually follow the Bombers even though they destroyed the team this year and i can only name a few players, their losses double their wins, i figure it'd still be a good time.

So i get to my buddies and im greeted with a nice tall shot of tequila which went straight to the brain. The tequila warmed us up for the cold ass game. I could've used some gloves though. Sweet game though...the Bombers actually won. Peanuts, Beer, Free hot dogs, heckling of riders fans, mini donuts it was a win situation.

a few pics...



Yeah they're sideways and im too damn lazy to roatate them! That was the gist of my weekend, didnt know what else to write but wanted to just put something up. bebacklater

hot lindsay lohan and friends.

Katy Perry's best top ever. We need more tops like this in general.


and now back to when Lindsay Lohan was at her best....

Sexy Hermione :P

Thunder bay!! for like the 100th time

I just want to say that trying to watch the UFC for free via online streams in a hotel sucks hard ones. That gave me a headache.. too much lag, too much skips and bad quality but it WAS free and i was desperate enough lol. The event sucked anyway...poor Crocop and Franklin. I actually want to see Franklin contend in the 205 weight division.

So thunder bay wasn't so bad. I figured i could do more things, but the trip seemed short and the work longer than it shouldve been. On the second night we decided to hit up a Korean BBQ place which was quite new (never knew they had koreans in thunder bay :P jk).

It was only my 2nd time and this time i was diggin it. The food came fast and the waitress kept the meat flowing. Everything tasted good and we only did 3 double meat rounds. I thought it wouldnt be enough but it was just the right amount. And on to the pics.






After a sweet dinner.. we hit up some video games in room 244 at the hotel. We had a Dreamcast (wHAT?!?! did u say dreamcast?!) and the trusty ol' PS2. We took it old school and played some Tekken Tag tournament which of course i owned my 2 coworkers except for this one time when i was kind enough to give 2nd's. bad idea haha. More pics..

Our catalogue of games lol. we even had a gun.

Just testing out video on my phone. it wasnt so bad. I didnt even know it had sound. I dont know my phone well at all.

808's and Running Bubblegirl :O

Just wanted to post a sample of what kanye has been interrupting on the internet lately.

Jeff Hornacek!! lol. He was better at caressing his face while shooting free throws. ill admit that.

he didn't get the chance to interrupt the charming bubble girl lol. shes great.

friends censored penis pic

Its been a busy past 10 days or so and im just glad i had today off of work. Two Thursday's ago I got a call from my friend Phil saying he was at the airport and that he'd be in for the long weekend. It was a nice surprise, didn't see it coming at all. Haven't seen him in 5 years (which i thought was 3 years. i was wrong) That's a whole lot of years. That's almost like back in the day when we had this rapper named Ja Rule who was a big thing hahaha. PS 2's were still the shit. Im glad he came back though. He was gone too long and my ass is too poor to go over to TO. Or im just too lazy to go alone and visit this guy. Do i really want to hang out with a guy who likes to sack people every 7 minutes? Hell to the No.

We spent the next 2 days chilling in his garage drinking beers. i had a grand total of 1. Everyone came around like back in the day. It was fun seeing his dad again. I see his dad walking all the time or driving the Lexus nut seeing his dad goof off was just great times. Watching phil and his dad spar was hilarious...playing a little something on the guitar. The memories.....Nostalgia! 3 bars in 3 nights for me as well all 3 days were good though i got to BAr Italia at 1:30am. Thats back to the early 2000's for me haha, going almost everyday.. (except for sunday and mondays.) Good times, Good friends..its what the whole world needs i guess.

peeing outside.

Work bitchslapped me for the passed couple of days. Last thursday i was sent to Dauphin Mb and i had the task of driving my fellow employees. I felt like i had to puke due to the fact that on most work trips i sleep on the ride. It was only a 3 1/2 hour drive, but i was thinking i couldnt even hack that. Im like a narcoleptic when it comes to highway driving. i dont actually fall asleep, but i know i would if i could ahahha, Friday was easy, but then i remembered i'd have to drive back to winnipeg. (I cried on the inside at the thought)

The rental/g ride

I wish GPS's would figure out where the roads were being paved. I had to drive through shitty roads that we're being constructed on...construction workers were waving me over to get on the proper side of the road. Then the Gps makes me take this shady ass route and once we get to the end the GPS starts saying Make a U Turn Over and over WTF?!?! there was no were to turn. Once we get back into the city, my buddy makes me work at his store till 9:30 so in total..i was out and about doing work realted things for 14 hours. Then on friday i did another 12 hours... so i was done in. I managed to hit up the bar though. It ended up being a good decision, fantastic even.

Random other stuff time ..

this makes me lol. and makes my day a happier one :)

goodbye long weekend

I needed to update haha but been too busy.


the long weekend is over ...partying wise. T'was fun filled and i was glad to actually have the weekend off. No worrying about having to work at 6 or 7am on a Sunday or being out of town. Drank more than i do, hung out with old friends and friends in general. All in all, i give this weekend 8 g's out of 10 on the anti-gravity scale.

Modern Warfare 2!! multiplayer oWWww

It's coming and i know the xbox360'ers are as excited as i am. I will admit that i sucked hard ones when it came to COD 4. I just suck at First Person Shooters in general (ate balls in Goldeneye 64)

I have decent aim, no hiding skills and i run 87% of the time. I get embarrassed when playing with the guys cuz i know they're talking mad shit or laughing their asses off. I think i got decent at it.. i've defused a bomb or two in Hardcore search and destroy haha (some were handed to me FTW) When it came to World At War, shooting came easier but i wasn't a fan of the gun selection. The horrible spawn spots and "tankfags".. those dudes piss me off.

But that's my short story about my Call Of Duty history. Vid below

Video Games | Modern Warfare 2 | Flag Runner Multiplayer Gameplay Trailer

XBox 360 | Playstation 3 | Nintendo Wii

after viewing this video, I Jizzed in my Pants!

wake me up when september ends.

its the first of September, new month time. I found a hilarious "calendar" for this month only but it also bares a challenge. Can you do it? Can you hold out? Can you go the whole month without jackin it aka fappin it.


As you can see from the 2 pics... chronic fapping is painful. Wrist ....throbbing .. Hurts..soo ..Badddddd.


Just the thought makes me lol... just cuz this pic made me actually laugh out loud. I can do it, fuck a month hahah, but then it's hard. The internet is evil. Porn is errrywhere, and if you cant find porn... just view some sexy pics of say Vanessa Hudgens naked or Harry Potter in a 3way with Ron and Hermione. Prove to me that THAT isn't photoshopped!!..i swear it happened, i read about it somewhere :P (no i have no pic of this said menage . i haven't seen a cool photoshop of it either. I swear! but i couldve possibly ran into a drawn portrait/cartoon.)

Then there are times when you're just shooting the shit on your comp..listening to Daughtry, "liking" peoples status updates on Facebook.. while also browsing another site. You're chilling... when a pop-up comes out. You check to see who just signed in to msn...check... ohh who's msg'ing me.

"For real? you better not be joking! and you better be onfuckingline"

F

Fake msn looking pop ups... they are pretty hilarious and they get better :O

"don't worry girl... i'll be gentle. Ask around. wait..Stacy, you do know that everyone can see that u changed your nick to IfyourNiceIWILLSUCKYOUCOCK, What's your nana gonna think?!!?" Poor nana.

"yo..let me have a look see at these blowjay pics!. and you had me at "i want my lips around your dick" <3>

That concludes my 1st post of september. had a long ass day...time to relax. enjoy. I can't forget, here's a link to the worst...i mean best song ever made!! Oh Lawd it's sooo retarded. haha

Fake

$2 dollar goodness

the TOYPEDO , buy yours now at Dollarama. Its the must have summer toy of 2009.



Once i saw this i lol'd. The name just looks wrong. The coloring of the words in two different shades makes it worse. once it catches your eye you see toy and PEDO.

Then there's the hilarious/weird picture that accompanies it. The kid is holding the toypedo near his mouth. the toypedo is soooo phallic its epic . .. it also should've had a lightning bolt on the side, it'd give it a more veiny feel.

That's wonderful packaging for you.