this and that

Just some pics to kill the time



I havent five pin bowled in ages. this was probably the 4th time ever. I was The Situation and i wonned :p


Hot fuckin Pots




Fish shaped tofu

oh shit... ill be back in a bit

I've been way too lazy after being back from puerto vallarta. I dont want to resize my pics lol

BBL

4 more days.

Note to self .. 2 man luge must be the worst sport ever. It just doesnt look right. Luge? fine. What will make this sport even better?... how bout i get my buddy to lay down on top of my crotch on this little sled? cool!

It's getting ever closer that we take off for Mexico for my friends wonderful wedding. Im getting anxious, excited, nauseous. I'm glad to just be at home and not working in ontario with the other workers. Last week i had to do four 12 hour days due to people leaving. And im down 20 bucks due to some stupid bitch who needed "medicine" and thats all i want to say about that lol. I hate stupid people or people with no common sense. Or as my one coworker put it "NO shameeeeee" lol.

While i download music, tv shows i missed out on and so on... here are some pics.



brunch.


a g string with the name jason on it. doesnt make sense at all. make one of these mr kanjay. lol

A week til my friends and i head to mexico. Cant wait. cant wait... :P

Barry hit the lights.....Its boner time

MmMmm BOO TEE sweat. I am looking forward to drinking Jwoww's booty sweat.


My boys party is coming within 24 hours. It will destroy anything close to resembling the Catalina Winemixer. NO boats and Ho's but possibly Trains and ho's I am merely speculating but i am also a tad bit crazy :P

2 weeks till we all hit mexico. cant wait. lets see how things go this weekend first

All the guys will probably end up hollering at this blow up granny. The things stores sell. *shakes head*

A day off? what?!?!

just no molesteeeee. please. thanks


Holy fuck a day off after almost 3 straight weeks of work. I had a entry written out from 2 weeks ago, but i said fuck it. ill just put up random picsfrom my out of town excursions.


the kenora mall is empty as fuck. but it would make a nice rollerskating rink


Its the spot....errryyywhereee (kenora)


i am equivalent to the size of an ornament to this tree.

been too busy

i had an entry from a couple of days ago but have been to damn busy.



ill be back in a few.



LOLOLOL

Happy new Year

Out goes 2009 and in comes 2010. A lot of good times were had and a lot will happen in the near near future.

I still cant function properly at the moment, I drank wayyyy more than i could handle last night, but handled it. Im glad i went out and caught up with friends. I was wishy washy 2 hours before 12 due to all the work i was doing and the holiday that i was missing. I made the better choice.. go out, have a good time and fuck 2009 :P

happy 2010 everyone

Merry Christmas!!

So its early Christmas morning. I just got back from delivering presents to my cousins and there kids. I have A Christmas Story playing on the tv. I think i actually watch that movie every year, everytime any channel plays it. There's so many good parts in that movie. Scotty Schwarz getting his tongue stuck on the pole. hilarious! i love how he was all squealing. The part where they got the sexy leg lamp was just classic

The presents i bought were a success. I bought a Transformer BumbleBee helmet with Blaster and that thing was pretty frickin cool. Aside from the helmet being way too big for a 5 yo ..the blaster and helmet actually played a lot of different sounds.

My godson's older brother cashed out. I think the helmet may have caused him to suffocate. The adults did not care :P

Now onto some good ol Christmas tracks. My Fave christmas songs and maybe yours..


Probably one of the best christmas songs ever! or that mentions christmas anyway lol. George Michael and his pretty hair and broken heart strings. Classic

Hell yes i like this song. My moms been playing this almost every year since i was born. The dude and his all white get up with the furrrr and perfect fro is way too awesome.


98 degrees :O


They spent all their budget money on Gary Coleman im guessing.


Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays!

Tiger Woods be on some crazy ambien sex

So instead of hanging out with my friends and attending a Christmas gathering, i opted to go to work in another province. Such a smart choice. Im assuming they had a good time, good eats, some drinking. *shakes head* WHY?!?!?! lol. So my version of Christmas party was eating at the China House and taking a picture of a Christmas tree in the Travelodge lobby. the tree was nicely decorated and they even had the fireplace going.


The working wasn't too bad but the ride home sucked harder than Sasha Grey at a 12 man blowbang. There was an accident on the highway and it caused us to wait in the van for about an hour and a half. All i could think about was going home, getting there by 7:30-8:00 and hanging with my friends (and a broseph who's down here from vancouver haha). Apparently a truck jacknifed spilling a mass of jack knives on the road killing many a people and bears in the process. What a shame. There was a line with about 60 cars and trucks behind us and probably about the same ahead. ahhh welll at least I'm at home chilling.

The picture doesnt do it justice + it's sideways

Not wanting to go on another trip. This time i work in The Pas and i STILL haven't done any Christmas shopping for my loved ones haha. Sorry mom and dad you will just have to settle for 2 pats on the back..for now anyways. And I'm gonna miss out on the xxxmas bash at republic with some ladies of porn being in attendance. I happen to be a fan of Phoenix Marie and her portfolio of fine fine work. She loves dps too :O haha Maybe next time.

untitled :)

It's sideways, but you'll live. So i had Lobster Tails or lobster for the first time on the weekend (lobster that wasnt lobster grilled cheese ) I wasn't disappointed. The lobster tails at the casino were tiny as fuck, but i had 3 so i wont complain lol. Good good eats i even had a medium rare sirloin on that plate too. Free = fuck yeSsSss

So Jersey Shore is tearin it up in the hilariously brutal but awesome to watch category. Caught it on the weekend and was quite entertained. The real world of guido's :P Im feelin that show i think for right now anyway. Plus i dont mind seeing JWOWW's huge rack and i guess i dont mind guys getting douchey on tv. I'd rather not see it live and at places i like to hang out at haha.


and sfw porn lolol


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I had to take a break from watching the raptors game. The raptors suck so much cock. Fuckers.

It's finally getting cold and the snow is beginning to claim the ground and stay. I just realized that it is officially glove weather. (must remind myself to pick some up). The lakes about to freeze over and im gonna make it a goal to walk over the frozen lake like back in the good old days of elementary school. Cant start walking to early... one of my friends tried. They got like 10 feet out and the semi hard ice just shattered and a rescue ensued.

Its feeling more like christmas but i still need a tree. I havent bought gifts or even thought of buying any. I have the days off so i suppose i could. Ive only spent money on sending my ass to mexico for my friends wedding. It'll be worth it, i just hope everyone could make it out. EVERYONE who was asked to go :P

I was hoping to post new pics from Thomspon up but the trip was cancelled soo that sucks. Thats all i have for now

Life is Swell

Been busy doing jack squat lol, but thats alright. Im just living and playing video games *shakes head* lol.

ill just leave this here for now.

Andy Samberg feat Reba lol

Call Of Duty makes dummies crazyyyy!!

First of Manny Pacquiao kicked some ass last saturday. I'll admit, i was actually nervous. Cotto came out all serious, looking like Kratos from God of War and he looked ready to beat some ass. When Pacman came out, he was smiling like a little kid who peeped up some skirts under the stairs :P As the fight progressed the Pacman was just way too fast and ended up making cotto look like hamburger. Please oh please let the mayweather/pacquiao fight come soon. I need to see some beats.

Dude couldnt "get into the game" after playing 17 hours straight? lol. he had to whip on something..


The Wall and COD: MW 2 won....

Friday the 13th

So my buddies are all playing Modern Warfare and they re all better than me of course. Ive only been playing Multiplayer and after enduring the "fuck i dont know where the fuck im going ..this map is too fuckin huge" stage of newbieness, Im getting better acquainted with the game itself.
Things i like.
new weapons and perks
title and emblem customization
and i dont know what else since i havent played as much as ive wanted too :P

I like how you get some sweet titles for doing certain things in the game. I found mine.. its called "accident prone" which fits since i love to throw grenades at myself and teammates accidently. The awards are hilarious too. I've gotten the spending the most time watching the killcam one pretty often aka i suck hard ones.

The game is putting a killing on my eyes and i can only hack 30 mins to an hour of play at the moment. Tis sad.


I decided to go out and catch a showing of Zombieland..which was a nice decision. I went last month to see it on a Friday and it was packed to the tits. A month later i finally get to see it and it was pretty damn good. Woody was hilarious. Amber Heard shouldve been a naked zombie at least. Jessie Eisenberg plays the awkward shy guy michael cera'esque role great and Jules lol (jules from superbad) is growing on me. One of my favorite movies in the past couple of years id say.


Manny Pacquiao fight is going on tomorrow and im crossing my fingers for the win. I dont want to have to see my buddy cry because i dont wanna take a pic of him and put it on here lol. I actually want to see some friends cry just so i can take pics.

I think im gonna have to catch the Free UFC event on spike as well. Im also hoping for a Brandon Vera win. I was feeling him sporting an adobo tee on his ufc access episode.

OhHhHhh the "Shots" video

its coming!!

This is gonna be me tomorrow. Same look on my face, but instead of 50 cent Bulletproof ...its gonna be modern warfare 2. (and not christmas)

COD modern warfare 2 to is coming soon.. in 12ish hours it shall be released to the masses. People will be living the zombie life for the next 2 months or so. I know people are excited.. I am, but i don't know why i would be. So after hanging out at moxie's with my friends, a couple of decide to go home and xbox live it up and practice on some call of duty 4.

1. I didn't remember how to throw grenades
2. I was 0 kills - 11 deaths at least 2 times
3. I still know how to run in the open :P

all negatives. but all in all it should be good times. listening to my friends talk shit to strangers while the crazy shit they say makes me cringe = lols . I think I'm gonna start doing the "hey r u a girl?!" on xbox live. 99% of the guys do it to any gamertag remotely feminine. its quite hilarious.

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FIRELIGHT

more of nothing :P

spent the beginning of the week down in thunder bay again. More chill than the first trip but again, on the day of the drive to T Bay we end up working 7 hours driving to the city for 2 hours... then heading to thunder bay. Jesus Christ!! we got there at 4 in the morning. im just glad we got to sleep and chill after the shift. My brother and i picked up some Team Pacquiao hoodies. Later that night we saw him on Jimmy Kimmel. His english has gotten better as i thought it would be a train wreck like his post fight interviews. Jimmy asked him to sing and of course he does and it was hilarious. I almost felt the need to return the sweater back To CHAMPS :P

We got a chance to hit up The OLG casino since we got hooked up with 15 free dollars and a deck of cards.. free is always wonderful. I didn't get a chance to build up and cash. nevertheless it was good times.

and here's a pic of a kid in a Bioshock costume which was pretty sweet. and a stolen shot from a group of boxed head storm troopers courtesy of the comic con last weekend. I tried to take pics of old school wrestlers Virgil, Honky tonk man and luke of the bushwhackers. i felt bad though...didnt wanna pay hahaha

the week that was..

Recap of the week.

Picked up tekken 6. The limited edition with the joystick. Looks pretty sick, but havent got to play it yet. ive been travelling here and there every other day.


Was working in Brandon for an afternoon where me and a few hit up some all u can eat Brandon sushi. I wouldve took pictures of the eats but we actually ate everything once it would come out. All i can say is its better than i you would think. If i were to think of sushi in Brandon, i would think...it must le suck. IT's good.


And what i thought would threaten my Halloween weekend, we had to hit up Balmertown Ontario for some work. It killed my thursday and Friday, but i wanted to be halloween greedy. I've just realized that one can never have enough halloween parties. So we're driving our way into Ontario and the weather starts sucking hard ones. Seemed like it would be some regular snowfall, but noooo. It was some "ohhh shit i cant see anything but fucking snow" snowfall. Which led to an hour plus delay to getting to the hotel. We circled around the town looking for our place to stay. It was easy to find i guess..the windows had signs that said The Bomb..which was the bar of the hotel. Mad sausage party in thurrrr btw. I took some pics of a dracula that looked like it was in some michael Jackson attire. For real.

"Room 112, where the playaz dwell"

"Beat It muthafucka"

The day went smoothly and i got back home by 7 which was enough time to get ready for L'halloween. Got to republic early to avoid any lineups. which we did. there was no line and no people. Staff was still getting prep'd which was kind of funny and we were officially the fist in line. The bar got packed quick and we got hammered quick. I shouldve stayed longer but i had work the next morning and my buddy took off with the quickness. It was only 12!! freakin 12!! thats when the party starts, but its cool we were partying from 9-12 and i guess that was enough to tide me over.


That's all i have for now.

LoL at safe for work porn!!

I drove 8 hours to thunder bay and 8 hours back to winnipeg without a relief driver. That might not be bad, but i usually cant stay awake for more than 2 hours on the highway. I did have to work right when we got into the city so thats pretty shitty in itself. The next day we had to work at 8am. I worked from 8-1 then went to another place and worked from 1:30pm to 4am in the morning. *Cries* So i get back to the hotel at 4:15 and i have to wake up 6 hours later to drive the 8 hours back to winnipeg. I dont even know how i managed to do it. I ended up sleeping for about 11 hours today, but i couldve done 2-3 hours more. Had to wake up to deliver equipment to the office. Fuck you weekend!

oh and every time im in Thunder Bay i miss out on LMFAO in Winnipeg. It happened twice. They were in Thunder Bay last night but i was already head back to Winnipeg. WTF?!

Now onto today. Today is the season opener for basketball and fantasy Ball!! Time to start playing the pro line and making some cash, Im hoping to have the same luck as last year and win my first ticket.

I say take The Mavs and The Blazers to beat the spread and for pro*line take the cleveland/boston tie. lol i hope to fuck these are right.

c'est l'halloween

I've been busy. Still trying to figure out where to party on Halloween. I just hope it doesnt end up like last year... waiting in line for an hour and a half and not getting into the party while a guy dressed as Hulk Hogan asked me for drugs. LOL. That might've been the highlight of the night.

Earlier this week my xbox nearly red ringed itself (it had the green tintof AIDS) but it got fixed and im happy. I finally finished a Game. I might be the worst gamer ever.

onto some ever lighter notes...

The best worst singer of all time. You mightve seen him, but somebody please give him his balls back!! :P

http://www.youtube.com/user/hitmanbreakeroftheye


his embedding is disabled so hit up the links. He pops out like 3-4 covers a day. and i dont even know if you could make it through one whole vid. lol. Here's a sample of what's real tight...


one time
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlYrsNEKGEM

Party in the USA
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fMznLUCffLY

Paparazzi
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PhjJYDDXJi0